September 03, 2009

Three Years Ago: E-mail to Liam Joseph Olaf Worland Golden

We've got a series of reposts, republishing what was written from this website exactly three years ago, when I wrote pretty sparsely. Here's a charming one from the Correspondences Department, when Mr Olaf Mary was lost in the Brazilian rainforest.


Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:34:32 -0700 (PDT)
From:"James Welsch" <>
Subject: Emily Dickson
To:"liam golden"

He writes her, a sentence -

house? - juxtaposing parties -
drinking a mimosa the fall of man
And Liam a painter a drunk asswhore -
drink, asswhore, drink - return to the fatherland -
And the virtue was impregnated with another man's retard,
And the drunk asswhore - we have the keys
to your parents' house - and the songwriter & Lisa
And the rainforest monkeys fondled -
home? - he's become a technocrat!
He's sold his ass-soul to tutor morality's idiot child!
He foreclosed on his morgage & turned to Portuegese Literature!
Motherland? Sudetenland? Sudan? - sweep up, poor asswhore.

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