August 01, 2009

Song: "Come Ride the Bleck Ram"

Black Ram Whisky is a smooth Bulgarious ride, a ride which Mr Quill's friend Martichka first took us on. We also spent a lot of time in Bulgaria riding buses from one town to another, sometimes riding the ram while riding the bus. This song is inspired by those experiences - - As I was telling Grainne yesterday, there's drinking songs, then there's songs of alcoholism, & then there's Black Ram.




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I apologize for the nonsense, uncorrect bulgarities, obscenity, taboo & inside jokes in the lyrics, but that's about all right:

Come ride the bleck ram!
From
Силистра
to a hide-a-bed in Варна!
Don't take me till I'm gone!
And the duner in my mooner is a goner!
Can't you see Kirstie Alley is confessing messy tendencies!
Може ли десет черен овен свирки in the Bleck Sea!
Come ride the bleck ram! наздраве! Ramsploitate me as I am!

Come ride the bleck ram!
Ride the
кратки автобус like a кретен!
Don't take me till I'm gone!
Come to
Пловдив
for whatever heavy-pettin'.
Can't you see I would smear Amara Karan in my panties,
Може ли десет Бяло Мини Братство & Bleck Parties!
Come ride the bleck ram! наздраве! Ramsploitate me as I am!

Come ride the bleck ram!
Ride that shuttle to Попово's cuddle puddle!
Don't take me till I'm gone!
Get a tattoo of your butthole in your butthole!
Fantasy of a future where the culture is all ramified:
Can it be I see Ivanna Lynch and firewhiskey at my side?
Come ride the bleck ram! наздраве! Ramsploitate me as I am!


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2 comments:

suewelsch said...

I like the song. It would truly be great if some of the obscenities were deleted.

antonabadzhiev said...

Prettily organized and exacuted! As if the Red Army Choir did it!