The metro train in Sofia.
It's blue, chrome, compact, and retro. Hipper than Carla Bruni rejecting the "Wives' Tour" at the G-8 in L'Aquila. Dressed better than Daniel Radcliffe at a movie premier. It's the Niko Case or Christiano Ronaldo or Judith Butler of the subway world. If I stood on its platform, it would ignore me.