February 02, 2009

Mildly Salacious Ad Banned for Obviousness

In "sports" news, the following entirely appropriate PETA ad was not seen on television yesterday during a "Super" Bowl (overweight millionaires who run for five seconds then stop for a litigious referee or commercial break do not comprise a sport):

Ad text: "Studies show vegetarians have better sex."

Duh! Everyone knows vegetarian men are attentive and vegetarian women are dirty. Is that really news, "football" fans?

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