February 12, 2009

if you don't want to bang a sheep, wear a sheep while you're banging a non-sheep

6 comments:

ß. Andrigon said...

The last thing you want is a pregnant sheep on your hands.

Brains said...

I guess it's not for vegetarians.

pele said...

Oh, you must be thinking of vegans. Vegetarians eat some animal products, so I guess they can use these if they eat it afterward. And, I believe it's an either-or advertisement, like, you can do it unprotected with a (consenting?) sheep, OR these are for those who don't want to do with with a lamb, but still want that lamb-y feeling. Implying that one would do both is totally grody.

pele said...

I mean, it's extra-arnophilishness.

Brains said...

Nice arnophile reference.

How is sheep skin ever vegetarian?

Vegetarians consume products produced with animals, they don't wear animal flesh.

I don't know any vegetarians who would (knowingly) wear leather, sheepskin, etc.

pele said...

I don't understand their ways. I'm neither vegon nor vegetian.