January 20, 2009

Alack Alas Alive Weblogging the Inaugural Gay Obama Parade Live!


I like all the downtime on the live CNN.come feed of the Parade, & we're liveblogging it live here alive!
Where are all the naked lesbians? What kind of parade is this?

1:04pm Western Time S. SandriBushGone signing in in this Jesus blood color, live-blogging. There is some sort of old Washington Metro Bus driving in the parade right now, is that perhaps how Joe Biden is getting to the VP house?


Wow, man. Secret Service is crazy. you have to be nuts to want to do that job. I want to be friends with somebody who is in the secret service so they can explain the desire to do that to me.

1:09pm I was hoping we'd get to see lots of motorcycles & flashing police lights in this parade.
They just referred to Obama & Mrs Obama as "You know THE MAN is coming, & the WO-MAN."

That's what CNN said? I'm on MSNBC and they're talking about how Rachel Maddow used to be a bike messenger.
hey! fifes and drums!

1:13pm
Do the girlscouts come after the presidential train?

1:15pm The CNN live-feed online has no commentary, it's just the parade announcer, who keeps shouting O-BA-MA with the crowd. He doesn't have to be non-partisan. He keeps saying "What a day! Isn't this exciting! How does that sound to you, President Obama! Feel any warmer to you now? O-BA-MA".

1:20pm "Doctor" Jill Biden, what's she a PhD of, Delewaring Badassity? "Joe Biden walking the route - We Salute You!"

1:24pm We have to admit that Mr Biden is having the time of his life. It's like he was born to be Vice President.

1:31pm Champagne! Is the parade over? I can't believe I missed the earlier action. I was on the roof drinking wine in the warm sunshine, glad I wasn't in the freezing swamp capitol. The web feed just shows cops milling around some barriors. Now the audience starts their 16-hour walk back to their cars.

1:36pm The other web feed is back to Biden-cam. Why didn't they put the President in a pope-mobile so he could at least wave?

1:37pm The fifes on "Celebrate good times" are spectacularly sharp. Aren't there auditions before important parades?

1:44pm I'm confused, they just said the parade was "finally getting started..." Here we go! Alive Ablogging!


Okay apparently the parade is finally NOW starting. More Libebloving ABOVE!

Note: I apologize to posterity: a whole bunch of the entries in this post, including most of the ones by Grainne in green, got mysteriously deleted. Only the omniscient remembers the deeply witty things we said.

1 comment:

ß. Andrigon said...

Note: I apologize to posterity: a whole bunch of the entries in this post, including most of the ones by Grainne in green, got mysteriously deleted. Only the omniscient remembers the deeply witty things we said.