August 31, 2007

E-mails: Chip Monks & High Land

Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:22:34 -0700
From:"John Welsch" <>
To:"James Welsch" <>, Send an Instant Message "Sue Welsch" <>, "Uncle Tom" <>
Subject: Chip Monk


Definition: chip monk, n., a devout integrated circuit lover.

Definition: chipmunk, n., the common name for any small squirrel-like
species of the genus Tamias in the family Sciuridae.

We all need to learn to spell it. John


Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:40:43 -0700 (PDT)
From:Send an Instant Message "Liam Joseph Olaf Worland Mary Golden" <>
To:"James Henry Welsch" <>
CC:Send an Instant Message "Virtue" <>

its true, america's largest scottish games this weekend in Pleasanton - EAst BAy - the 1st and 2nd
  • scottish people
  • log tossing
  • sheep dog's kilted foot races
  • beer
  • haggis
  • scottish people
  • fiddlers
  • bagpipers
  • drummers
  • historical re-enactments
  • highland cattle
  • clydesdales
  • scottish people
lets fuckin go!... alaine - you must call in sick if you do not have the 1dt or 2nd off - i am serious


Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:21:11 -0500
From:"Claire Willis" <>
To:"James Welsch" <>
Subject: fi!

Dear James,

You have cursed me with this damn Harry Potter book, #3 Prisoner of
Azkaban. My reasons for distain are perhaps quite different than those
of the fundemental Baptists. Since picking it up last night at
midnight, I have not spent a waking moment (before now) without my
nose in that kiddy-crack, heroin dose of a book. I am almost finished
with it, but my life is passing me by. Where has my day gone??? Why
isn't the laundry done, and the house getting cleaner?

Please send antidote!

Until then, I only have this book to blame for all my troubles.

Claire Cursing

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