August 22, 2007

E-mail: Rodent Relocation Regimen

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:26:06 -0700
From:"John Welsch" <>
To:"James Welsch" <>
CC:Send an Instant Message "Sue Welsch" <>, "Lee Welsch" <>
Subject: the three R's


I never found your hamster trap, so I bought another ($30).
put it in the kitchen last night with a peanut butter cracker,
but caught
nothing. Sue was dressing in our bedroom after breakfast
and saw the chip monk run
across the window sill. I moved the trap
there, and about an hour later, he/she
became a member of our Rodent
Relocation Regimen. I walked to the ant tree
(really, they were
termites), where I sent him on his way toward the water fall.


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